I’m “babe can you check who messaged me.” Loyal.

“what that mouth do” Argue

Whoever thinks money doesn't bring happiness, transfer it to my account.

My dumbass is loyal before the relationship even starts

I’m glad we have to wear masks cause I’m kinda ugly lol

Don’t ask me if I wanna go out this summer, just pick me up

If he doesn’t check to see if you ate, or need to be ate, he’s not the one.

I’m not even my best me yet.

“are you okay?” No I’m not photogenic

Regular me and dressed up me are two different people

If my girlfriend don't like you, it's not just her, it's a we don't like you.

If you break pinky promises, you weird.

“you’re so quiet” I dont make sense when I talk bro

Girls get hurt by one dude and hate that entire zodiac sign for the rest of their life

If you tickle me I am not responsible for your injuries

Normalize letting me talk without making any sense.

your circle is suppose to be proud, not jealous.

Nobody supports you like a Social Media friend that you’ve never met.

“you changed” yea I’m gorgeous now

“who hurt you” me bro I’m dumb af