Bought more gym clothes 🙄

Bae: Are we going to the gym tomorrow? Me: Yes ! Bae: So we’re not resting on weekends anymore ? Me: Nope ! So we can’t be going out and drinking bc then we won’t make it to the gym the next morning. Bae: So we’re staying in and drinking ?! 😭

me when i say “okay” instead of arguing:

a girl in my office was shaking her protein shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said “do I hear margaritas?”... no Olivia, it’s 9 am.

How is it barely Wednesday? 😭

5am workouts >> evening workouts

I love how people always think I’m 5-6 years younger than my age lololol

date someone you have fun at a grocery store with

43g of protein for breakfast okurrrrrt

I have a month to get snatched 🥲

I deserve to be a stay at home cat mom

well this weekend lasted a good 5 minutes

Paper towels hate to see me coming when I’m cooking.