Nobody: Literally no one: Not a damn soul: The loud bitches in hs @ 7am:

I almost killed my boyfriend with a slice of cheese

when u turn around to be the lil spoon and she stay in her same position

i got the horses in the back

6:30pm and the sun is still out

my favorite sex position is when he goes crazy and i go stupid

She’s here! 🎀 Spike’s first daughter has emerged! Her parents are proud!

My body is fucked up and ridiculous. But damn can I shake that thing

I liked your unfunny tweets because I CARED ABOUT YOU