Imma be fresh as hell if the FEDS watching

They should have never cancelled catfish now I think about it. We’re missing peak television.

the difference is, i can take what i dish out. if i missed your birthday, just miss mine.. idgaf.

400k salary

He got a father AND a Grammy. I know the homophobes extra hot 😂

My son just fell so hard upstairs it shook da house but I know he was doin somethin he wasn’t supposed to dats why he not cryin. I know he balled up in pain tryna hide it

While I get your sentiment, the majority of Latinos are in fact…. Black

The whole phone dear.

Black people hate saying their name at the door 😂 “Who is it” “Me 🥷” 😂

"U don't remember me? I held u as a baby" Me😭:

Nick Cannon

finding out. realizing

Y’all wasn’t here

"Do you smoke?" Me wondering if I'm being judged or invited:

My parents were in fact right …. “if it ain’t one thing , it’s another”

Me actin like I don’t know what’s goin on so I can get even more tea onna situation

Yes

When I say I’ll do something tomorrow and then it’s tomorrow

Apparently, you get assigned more work if you're good at your job.

a trust fund baby.