Oh great, Now I look stupid, dumb, and gay.....

THE BABIES THWYRE KILLING PEOPLE

Im an Italian mobster cowboy

OMG SCOTT PILGRIM MINI COMIC

What a nerd

We are weeks away from peak im so excited

Im sawing the arm off your leg

Im gonna fuck up your liver

Why my professor grade lucians assignment TWICE and not touch mine despite being submitted days before

I found you used at a gamestop

Sorry broke boy, im a gold digging slut

This dude (who i quote retweeted) bought a fake labubu that's middle aged graphic designer

I dropped my child and now its stopped responding

Im gonna replace your motor mounts with plastic ones off ali express

This valentines day, enjoy a lunchly!

Wtf happened to my ohone 😭

MR BEAST ATE HIS DAD!?

I know theres absolutely nothing on my phone but for some reason it still feels awkward, cause like, what if tehyre looking through the nothing on my phone