YOU: [stabs one of my organs] ME: Vestigial. Didn't need it YOU: [stabs another organ] ME: Redundant. I have four of those. YOU:[visibly frustrated, stabbing another organ] ME: [one side of my face suddenly drooping] I'm fime. Westidial. Didm't use it

plans for the day

This actually has me dry heaving

being a sensitive young man with a heart of gold

Dangerous and unnecessary exercise. Old man giving out. Dude playing Wi tennis. This is the ideal gym to me.

Incredible new look for the coors banquet

That elbow has a mind of its own that would have been a hall of fame elbow directly to the head

My new steam animation in Procreate ☕️✨

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Saw this on the toilet at work, I was crying bro

Bringing back this goofy Trump meme 💀

falling off my bike and dying

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