I hope you know that He didn’t just die just for the beautiful dressed people that sit in church every Sunday and read their bibles everyday. He died for you who cries at night and wakes up too late for church and makes unforgivable mistakes and goes weeks without thanking Him.

Like this if you’re hot.

Googling ways to unfuck my sleep schedule.

I’m the coolest person I know

Neon lights make me this way

I feel like I’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that I’m right in the middle of what I used to look forward to.

Girl has dropped more boxers than Mike Tyson and you’re really trippin over her?

I can forgive a confession, but I can’t forgive something I found out on my own.

Love me in neon

If I ever have a daughter, I’m givin her a boy name. Ain’t no dude tryna fuck a girl named Paul.

What’s cookin, good lookin?

So apparently it’s still a dui, even if you’re the birthday boy.

Finger Lickin Good

Peep the shirt

Hello world, I am 23 today.

Put a condom on your ear and fuck what you heard about me.

Mark my words, Taylor Swift gonna be playing her breakup song at the superbowl show at the end of it all.

All the bad bitches love me, so if you don’t love me, I got some news for you.