Monad ⨀ i will single handedly get this to 1M views

My love = pizza ♥_♥

My dad suggested that I bring my pet cat to prom seeing that I'm too ugly to actually get a date

Woke up this morning, looked in the mirror and asked God to kill me

The last hook up I can remember was the pizza guy behind Little Cesar's...he tasted like pepperoni #winning

My friend asked me if she looked fat in this dress, of course I said "yes" #yolo

I nominate you to be my boyfriend

Sitting in class wondering why I need school

I wanna chop my hair off and look like a boy because all the hot guys are gay ok

All eyes on my in the centre of the ring just like a circus lol jk everyone's looking at me because I'm fat like an elephant

I used to be lonely, then I met Tumblr.

I can't get laid in sims wah..

fuck bitches get money

I don't hate u, I hate the fact that u have more pizza slices than I do

I'm gonna go to the beach and pretend that I'm drowning so a lifeguard can save me #myfirstkiss

10lbs gone thanks to garcinia, try it for free bit.ly/1hLdm9k