In college I went to a “naked party” and everyone was in bikinis and sheer tops, I was literally the only one bush-out naked and a senior girl told me I was “making people uncomfortable”

if being this handsome is wrong then i don’t want to be right

Imagine being social on social media

Just a quick reminder that black history (month, classes, archives, museums, Juneteenth) is critically important because, when given a chance, white people will always make everything about them. Especially important in this current political climate.

It’s amazing that we have vilified weeds so badly, when in fact, they’re just plants trying to survive by any means possible and we hate them for that because we prefer our green grasses. I am no different…

Life is more stressy messy lemon zesty than easy peasy lemon squeezy… Am I right??

Good morning to everyone, especially those who saw me belting out Summertime Sadness in the car last night and gave me a smile.

Some coworkers have a magical talent for disappearing until it's time to leave work.

You're in his DMs, but my hair clog's up his fancy Dyson stick vacuum.

Self-compassion is not a luxury

One time in high school I slow-danced with a guy so tall, my tits were right in his crotch. I was trying so hard to be normal but I kept thinking, if the song goes on much longer this will technically count as a tittyfuck.

My post-tittyfuck routine is basically, wipe down my chest and neck, dab a little perfume. But that’s pretty much the only time I wear perfume. So if I’m ever smelling like a fresh bouquet, I was probably just splattered with jizz.

I prefer to suck and swallow over any of the splattering options. It’s not because I’m such a cum-hungry jizz whore, it’s just the easiest clean-up.

Trump is claiming his strikes on Iran made the American people safer. He is dangerously wrong. I served two combat tours in Iraq and am now on the Armed Services Committee. His actions were not only unconstitutional, they have made America less safe – not more. Here’s why: 🧵

Don't forget to check on your male friends with sweaty balls in the hot weather, we are not okay.

Just wait till I post about how white people can’t dance.

If you have no interest in having sex with your partner you should leave them.

Anyone else in not feelin very 4th of Julyish this year? I mean…we’re supposed to be celebrating freedom yet all I see is oppression.

Eating my body weight in coconut shrimp.

I’m not judging, but maybe have some relevant work experience in the past 5 years #VixxDog