(If anyone want to ever wants to role play with me, never be afraid to send me a starter on the TL or in DMs! Mainly because I’ll be too scared to approach you.. Haha.)

// But your still a human. No matter what you deserve love and you deserve to be cared about. Your not a loss, no one is. x.com/j_a_c_2018/sta…

// Just imagine, in a horror situation and there’s slow ominous clapping. Then.. All of a sudden.. CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP-

// I HAVE BEEN DED

Nudges £¤RD ¤F €DG€ *”Did you and the human.. Ya know.. Pip pip the diddly do yet?” He means to ask if they fucked yet-

*”SHA LA LA LA DYNAMITE! NOW DON’T BE AND JUST KISS DE GIRL!” DONT EVEN THINK THOSE ARE THE CORRECT LYRICS BUT OH WELL.

*”DO IT BOSS. DO IT. COME THE FUCK ON YA PUSSY BITCH. I WILL NOT LET YOU LIVE THIS DOWN IF YOU DONT FUCKING KISS HER RIGHT. NOW.”

*”THE MOMENT IS RIGHT! DOOOO ITTTTTTT.”

*”YES!! FUCKING FINALLY YOU BITCH! IM PROUD OF YOU YA CUNT!” Yes. That is his cheering.

(I’M STILL ALIVE I PROMISE

* ”So Boss is back to huh?” Smiiirrrrrkkkkkk. * “Heya Paps, Wheres your eye liner and band t-shirts?”

* “Insult me and I swear to king Ass whore I will beat your god damn meant.”

(Best part about role playing as Red is the fact that you can ship post the dumbest shit and it’s still pretty much in character, here, I’ll show you..)

*”YOU NIPPLE TWISTING BITCH!”

(See?)

“ ‘bout ta beat my meat, do do do do.”

(Had to fix that spelling mistake-.)