The fact the the names Duncan and Paul still exist this far in the future is fascinating

are 1st house pluto people paranoid? yes. do they always seem to have a reason to be? also yes lol

I think these meteors and UFOs are actually just failed starlink satellites since SpaceX just launched a bunch the day before

kind of beautiful that we just had a new moon, tomorrow mercury retrograde ends, AND the astrological new year begins. that's some MUCH needed brand new energy.

not everything that feels urgent is important

1H placements ✨

Jupiter in my 7h, and I’ve been spending aaaaaalllllll week alone with my husband 🥰

Undertone (2026)

My parents used it as a way to tell you how they truly feel but with the safety of saying it’s just a joke if you didn’t take it well. So now I just think you’re being serious and mean and I don’t like that.

ABC should absolutely just air the Bachelorette. Release all the episodes at once. Put it behind a pay wall. Charge 3.99 to unlock. Put a TW at the beginning and say you don’t condone any assault. Put a hotline number up if you’re a victim of DV to call. Boom. All good. They

red dead redemption is just barbie horse adventures for men

Cross angel is just Corey Feldman with a bunny in a hat

What’s going on with McNamara?

“Whose pussy is this” let’s ask the conch

STOP LYING I KNOW TODAYS THE LYING DAY BUT IN GULLIBLE AS FUCK PLEASE DONT LIE TO ME TODAY

Are there any valuable theories that the moon came from a piece of Mercury colliding with the earth?

saturn in aries is reminding us that exercise & physical movement is a non-negotiable. your body needs it in any way that it can get it. saturn reminds you that in old age, you’re going to want to be able to move. you have the privilege of movement. use it so you don’t lose it!