not a lick of english that came out of bad bunny’s mouth

When Asake performs Terminator at the Superbowl they might actually start crying because they've never heard music that beautiful.

You can't boycott something you're already attending you dumbass

Very specific times I want a boyfriend: After 8pm My friends are busy There is a cute tiktok trend i want to do I'm cold I'm at a family function On Sundays My friends are busy I'm bored There's a bug in my house

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Strawberries can NEVER beat Mango. Very few fruits can to be honest.

steaming hot parboiled rice

May this be a sign of peace and unity, because we need it

Black people in Philadelphia:

When that onion and garlic hit the pan

when the exam is so hard you’re learning new things by reading the questions

Somebody just bought the 20M home I wanted on Zillow!!!! BTCH

there are sentences being said that have never been said before

relaxing before bed by watching 2-6 seconds of 100-200 videos

And Keith Porter.

I’ll do you one better, HE said everything he was going to do and y’all dummies voted for him anyway.

When Iran said “my beef is with your president directly” I hope they meant that fr 😭

Got in the uber and he immediately changed the jazz music to Beyonce. You not right but you ain’t wrong either

it’s melanin march btw

“nobody is coming to save you” as long as my parents are alive on this blue planet they are coming to save me please.😭