Minister says he's going to heaven, does. Immediately

"The suspect's attempted flight to freedom ended abruptly when his pants fell down around his ankles, causing him to fall to the ground"

Children with a rare genetic disorder have no innate racism, though still feel women be shoppin'

Hunter may have killed a rare pizzly bear, also known in some circles as a grolar pear

"Health Reform is a BFD" wins the official T-shirt contest - and they actually admit it and put it on sale

Hungarian police stop group that has been wandering for years and inform them that "This is not the promised land"

Russia declares Somali pirates they captured and then set free are probably dead since they failed to reach shore. "Dasvidaniya, comrades"

Apparently, the idea of taking cell phone pics with a lot of stolen cash hasn't gotten old for bank robbers in Lakeland

The Eyjafjallajöl volcanic eruption is the reason Gen. McChrystal got the boot. No, really

Whoopi Goldberg insists that Mel Gibson is not racist. He's been over her house and she's black so that settles it

A plant growing in my lung? It's more likely than you think. With x-ray pic goodness

Weird news quiz. Subby missed one, but only because #9 is a trick question

It's the 121st anniversary of the National Geographic Society -- check out one of its awesome photo galleries

McCurry's wins suit against McDonald's. McDowell's unavailable for comment at this time

"Le Man" 12 hour lawn mower endurance race cut short due to bad weather after 15 minutes. Lawn mower trifecta complete

Lawsuit alleges patient having eye exam opened her eyes and saw doctor pulling his shirt down. And then it got weird

Britain sets tough new targets of between three hours and three days for police to respond to emergency calls in Nanny State

I for one welcome our new flying robot police overlords

Obama gets endorsement from Oprah, which is good news, considering she's at least three times more influential than Ric Flair

Business owner charges applicants $10 for $25-an-hour mystery jobs. Chance to win an H3 Hummer if you recruit other suckers