The Japanese are attempting to salvage their wounded pride. #pleaseacceptthehelp

british ambassador be laying down the law

so-oooo, seems like the american president has been impeached. all hail hannibal hamlin!

the North-South divide has finally happened, and Lincoln's VP is... Robert E. Lee?

the tokugawa shogun forgot how to say tokugawa

So Lincoln is now head of the Black Panthers. What in the world...?

Robert E. Lee cannot die if he isn't here

we had our first death by a thousand paper cuts. how... cheerful

major quarrel between the delegates of the japanese cabinet. #familymatters

why does the american president want to play jerry springer?

The fate of Japan rests on a video game. ... Amazing.

"do the horn thing" - Commander of the Imperial Forces #professionalism

also apparently the americans are having a party in hannibal hamelin's whorehouse

"Whoa, we won?" - The Emperor

GET READY FOR MORE CRISIS MISCHIEF AT UCLMUN 2017!

Lefties, beware

Yugo-Cola coming to stores soon! Make carbonated drinks communist again! #uclmun2017 #fyg

Mysterious things are going down in Croatia #fyg #uclmun2017

PSA: A member of the secretariat (that wishes to stay anonymous) is giving messages in the crisis backroom #uclmun2017

Last big updates coming in, starting to get emotional about the end of UCLMUN #FYG