Lot Lizards is the #1 release in Urban Legends Humor. I’m going to bask in these 15 seconds of fame …

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okay that was nice!

Now there’s an endorsement!

Advanced review for Lot Lizards:

'A fun story with serious visceral action ... exactly what I needed while scarfing down my sandwich at lunch.'

Thank you Justin Bowers!

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What did you look like at 17?

The yard is exploding with color.

My birthday this Saturday. If you could PLEASE share I would be extremely grateful! Thank you to ALL that have but I need all the help I can get!

$12.99 = 33 pages of vengeance, 2 bad ass stickers, TY card your name in the credits of the books short film
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Early review of Lot Lizards:

“I’m never sure I’m prepared for Ryan stories. This was one where it started out funny and interesting, took a hard left into weird, and came back full circle.”

The Prepping Wife

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Sixty pages into new novel, and the dead friend whose body has been reanimated by aliens must explain to the main character—and readers—what the hell is happening in this story.

Luckily, the dead friend can.

Sci-fi world-building is a dance you do with one eye open.

#amwriting

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Gabino Iglesias 🚨Pre-order now!

In an age of unbridled greed, these cut-throat jerks are committed to making a killing off customers. Cops responding to a routine call leads down a dark road of questionable sales tactics to a crime problem in Tucson few could have imagined.

#comic #horror

It’s #FridayReads time! Today we’re a huge marketing team and boost all signals. RT this and let us know what to RT for you. I’m sharing this award-winning slice of darkness and grief sprinkled with mutilation cults, underground monsters, and violence.
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Coming this summer, the next book from CW Briar Experience: ARTIFICIAL, tales of AI horror. It's perfect for fans of Black Mirror. Give nightmares to the techbro in your life. Do you still trust your toaster? Not after reading this, you won't.

(cover art by Trevor Henderson)

35 pages of heart pounding vengeance with a personalized thank you card for each purchase and two kick as K.A.B stickers.

But wait there’s more…

Purchases a copy and becomes an executive producer and get your name in the credits of the books short film!

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It’s a Bladerunner Friday morning.

Anonymous friend left this on my desk. Can’t figure out who it is, but they know that reading this book in 5th grade was the first time a story confirmed my own suspicions about life: it is filled with tragedy—and magic.

When we moved into our home, my daughter left some rules in the bathroom that my wife framed.

Bathroom law:

1. Toilet must be flushed after a 1, 2, or 3/barf

2. No remaining pee should be on the toilet

If the rules are broken, you will be banned!