born to kms forced to say “it is what it is”

jollibee is wild for this, we asked for cheese on the yumburgers and they gave us this. explain yourself 🤨 Jollibee 🐝

told him i wanted this specific purse n he proceeded to whip out his wallet and gave me his credit card

2 hours into the tiktok ban staring at the message

i said she right 28 times, she still talking

fuck my fucking chungus life

Is Panda Express allowed to detain you until the police come or are they lying Just wondering

yall out here studying to be RN’s i was born one 🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️

My coworkers be giving they all at work Not me tho I be on da gram

Iran this iran that Imagine if Uran up a bag 💯💯💯

twin i’m on some shit jehova ain’t even witness yet

i literally hate my life

starting to think i may actually have some issues and even perhaps problems

i love saying “sorry i’m out of it today” as if theres ever been a day that i’ve “been in it”

holy FUCK i was left alone with my thoughts for 4 seconds

honestly if i had nine lives i’d use 8 of them to blow my shit clean off infront of people over minor inconveniences

computa help me

might pick up fishing as a new hobby to see if i can catch a fucking break