“Thank you for all the incredible birthday wishes!!!!!” I post on facebook for the 43rd consecutive day

Icarus, stop.

“Hey, wanna come over for pizza? I promise I won’t bring up how I think the president-elect was chosen by Christ and how I’m looking forward to his first day in office when he dismantles all federal regulatory agencies and deports millions of people to maintain white hegemony!”

Wong Kar-wai, eat your heart out. ✨

What i post on facebook vs what I comment on other people’s posts

Some of my favorite targeted ads from last year.

Sounds only early IDM fans can hear. 🖤

“Discrete shipping”

“It’s just gonna ask you a couple questions,” I say, spinning my laptop around to my boss after congratulating me on a good quarterly earnings report.

Trump dismantling the dept of education

#BlueOrigin

Sumerian Kareem

That one stiff gym sock under your bed

Annihilation (2018)

“Mom! Can we get Fukushima?” “No, we have Fukushima at home” The Fukushima at home:

IDF be like

Can we all agree this should give Trump a pass on at least ONE small child from Epstein Island?

5 electronic artists for deep winter ❄️