Happy Martin Luther King day Chicago.

Chicago is crazy.

The Green Bay Packers have just gotten dogged out at home in the playoffs by the San Francisco 49ers. All of Chicago agrees “that’s what the fuck Wisconsin gets for that Grayson Allen and Caruso shit”.

Chicago native and Bulls starter Ayo Dosumu is fucking hooping, according 9 out of 10 Bulls fans.

100% of Chicagoans agree “Zach ass be going crazy and Justin definitely finna turn up next year as well”.

Bulls superstar DeMar DeRozan is officially starting in the all star game! Folks is really like that.

Congratulations to Zach LaVine for his 2nd all star selection. Folks really been on his shit.

It’s widely believed in Chicago that Bulls rookie Ayo Dosunmu “shouldn’t have been no 2nd round pick but the other teams was drunk as hell”.

100% of Chicagoans don’t know what the fuck this shit is.

100% of Chicagoans agree “Will Smith just slapped the shit out of Chris Rock ass ofn”.

Chicago is the greatest city on the face of the earth. x.com/HoodFamousTV_/…

True or false?

100% of Chicagoans “definitely agree Zach ass went crazy on KD and them in the 4th”.

100% of Chicagoans finally agree that the Bears got their QB.

BREAKING NEWS: The Chicago Bears have just finessed the fuck out of the Carolina Panthers, trading the first pick in the draft for DJ Moore, pick 9, pick 61, as well as a 24 1st and 2nd.

BREAKING: A class action lawsuit has just been filed against the creator of Tahitian Treat. The autism rate has gone up 11% on Out South since Tahitian’s introduction to the community, with customers slowly realizing “this shit ain’t even from Tahiti folks”. Well have more at 5.

Nobody asked you gang. Also, not taking anybody who eats chicken legs and thighs combined seriously! This is a main reason why sometimes it’s good to keep Chicago in Chicago

Justin Fields in 2 drives: 3/3 129 Yards 2 TDs 158.3 Passer rating

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Guide to Chicago gangs.