Gerald Lau (@ualdlareg) 's Twitter Profile
Gerald Lau

@ualdlareg

Husband, father, friend and wannabe multi sport athlete who trains to keep fit, find balance in life and so he can enjoy coffee & Pasteis De Nata. Man Utd fan.

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calendar_today16-07-2009 10:12:44

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Audit of government expenditure. Audit 101 - does the company have any relationship to a government official. If YES then do not award the tender 🤦‍♂️. Internal controls 101 - does PPE product meet your requirement. If NO, do not approve payment of millions 🤦‍♂️

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South African President : OPEN LETTER TO SOUTH AFRICAN PRESIDENT RAMAPHOSA 给南非总统拉马福萨的公开信 - Sign the Petition! chng.it/KDPXzNGy via Change.org

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As long as we have loadshedding on a national scale, mobile data will continue to be important #eskomloadshedding #nofibre #nowifihotspot

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No reply on email since 00h15 and cannot get through to the Fibre Call Centre. Will you reimburse me the money I have to spend to buy data for my dongle while my Fibre connection is down?

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Business for SA estimates vaccination programme will cost R12 billion. Dept of Health estimates R 20 billion. This is how it starts #misappropriationoffunds

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How to safeguard the transport of vaccines - let's keep it low key by announcing it in the national newspaper, mentioning the bio pharmaceutical company by name, confirm the additional security at warehouses where it is stored & that we will start sending out trucks this week 🤦‍♂️

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My service has been stuck on Vodacom Edge for the past month or so. I cannot perform basic data functions like using location services, downloading emails, accessing WhatsApp, etc. Poor handover/migration/servicing of customers 🤬 mybroadband.co.za/news/cellular/…

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No reply after 24 hours so I guess the support staff must also be on Edge and not getting their feeds from customers 🤷‍♂️. Maybe I should move to MTN South Africa

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Great news I am back online. Solution for a Cell C customer - change your settings to Vodacom. Waiting for my BMW dealership to send me to Mercedes to service my X3 🤷‍♂️

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Serena again blames her own errors for loosing the match. Maybe you should give credit where it is due - Naomi forced you to into making errors and she deserves to be acknowledged for beating you again #itsnotalwaysaboutyou news24.com/sport/tennis/a…

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You should be apologising to those young SA footballers who idolised you and who wanted to emulate what you achieved by playing in Europe #poorrolemodel kickoff.com/news/articles/…

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Around 23,000 tax residents leave South Africa each year – and government is about to tighten the noose – Business Tech. Perhaps the way to approach this challenge is to find out why 23,000 tax residents are LEAVING the country - simple root cause analysis businesstech.co.za/news/finance/4…

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You need to bring the problem statement closer to home. Get them to pretend it's R 40 million and needs to be spent as quickly as possible. You will quickly see a solution for this logistical challenge present itself 🤔

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Incorrect interpretation and use of the stats presented - and that is why one cannot have a pass rate for Mathematics of 30 %

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Back when one wondered how painting in between lines was going to help you as an adult - clearly some "bunked" nursery school

Back when one wondered how painting in between lines was going to help you as an adult - clearly some "bunked" nursery school