How the season started vs. how it's going.

"Krror krrr" "Can i help you" "Woof woof" "Ayayay nanininina"

What do you want for your birthday? Me:

Btw you have every right to call me out as a friend if you don't feel loved or cared for by me, it's not entitlement, I owe it to you, that's what I signed up for when we started our friendship.

Overbeaten in April.

The universe guarantees you'll improve if you keep trying. The universe doesn’t reward talent, luck, or intelligence first , it rewards relentless consistency

Dear men, one woman is enough!!!!!!!

you fit ghost me for one year make I still reply you seconds after you text, my life no really hard 😂

People who usually display the most classism are former poor people. You’ll think that they’ll be kind to poor people because they’ve experienced poverty and they know how it feels to be poor.

Visual representation of someone pretending to help whilst causing pain.

Feminism is the belief that women should have authority without responsibility, while men should have responsibility without authority.

The cleaners and security guards at your workplace are also your colleagues, respect them.

United Player of the Month ✔️ #PL Player of the Month ✔️ #PFA Fans’ Player of the Month ❓ Help Bruno Fernandes make it a hat-trick of March awards by voting below 🚨👇

African corruption doesn’t even make sense when you deep it . It’s beyond green . Why are you diverting funds meant for hospitals. Like what’s the point

i heard a therapist say, “people who need therapy don't come to us, their victims do”, and that blew my mind

You have to be crazier than what came to kill you.

Niqqa’s in the ject be tripping; Like what’s there to envy!.

Getting fat because you started making money is not the flex Nigerians think it is.

A lady’s car broke down at Bolade Bus Stop, opposite Arena Market, around 10pm. She was surrounded by touts and street urchins. I was driving out of GRA when I noticed the situation. I parked and asked what was wrong. She had already paid one group about ₦10,000, but another