The wedding was red, Every Stark enemy dead. #WorldPoetryDay #GameOfThrones

Who do I have to slaughter to get 6 more followers around here?

I assume* everybody now follows me on Twitter. * means 'know' since I slaughtered all who do not follow me.

Seems Brienne thinks she's in the Night's Watch and the Gold Cloaks. She's clearly delusional.

Who wore it better? RT for Jon Snow Fav for Brienne

Who wore it better? RT for sailboat Fav for Brienne

Killed by the dwarf, Tyrion. #MyExIn5Words

Apparently, in addition to my late wife, this also applies to me.

Somebody I can identify with

Every time I diss 1 Direction somebody unfollows me. I wonder what's going to happen when I have their bodies dragged through King's Landing

Don't hold back dad, tell me how you really feel

Looks like Indiana is as open about letting you marry who you want as the Freys. #BoycottIndiana

“The greatest fools are ofttimes more clever than the men who laugh at them.” -Tywin Lannister #asoiaf

“Game of Thrones ᴿᵖ: "Stop telling Kit Harington he's a hunk he hates it" defamer.gawker.com/please-stop-te… pic.x.com/3KI5Nqmtzi” Oh boo who.

You can always tell how famous somebody is by weighting how many favs their tweet gets against how stupid said tweet was.

For example, Justin B got 100k favorites for tweeting "hmmm"

Just the mere fact that I am a Lannister makes me superior to you. This is compounded even further by my intelligence.

It's not that I'm better than you … On second thought it is because I'm better than you.

@GoTKingsLanding Do not tag me in tweets that you do not @ me. Kindly remove this annoyance. Good day.