People always be in the gym doing weird shit

Unprompted and with no further context but I could not survive without modern civilization it takes too many pills to make my stomach stop hurting

My grandma: You must have a lot of work today you have been on your computer all day Me playing farming games on my iPad:

Brittany: “ So J Cole does Dreamville and Pharrell does something in the water, so who does the Roots Picnic?” Briana and I: “…The Roots”

Who is fixing their lips to profess their undying love to me

Grayson decided to play me in checkers and I decided there was no mercy so he decided to cheat

I bring a real I don’t want to go energy to any outing after 11 pm if I have done absolutely anything that day

It takes only 4 days of not going to work to forget what day of the week it is

Dominos needs to count it’s fucking days. This is not the pizza I ordered.

I live in a constant state of I want food but I don’t know what I want to eat so I sit here hungry

Me: Opens thermos to see if tea is still hot, visually sees steam, proceeds to take a taste sip, burns mouth … does it again 2 minutes later

things im on: -my bullshit -that good kush and alcohol -sum other shit -the spectrum

If one more person asks me for a peer review I’m throwing my computer in a trash compactor

Kids are so funny my brother looked at me and went you know you look kind of scary when you’re just sitting there staring at nothing and not really moving

My brother was so committed to winning the quiet game that he went to sleep in the car. When he woke up he asked if he won.

I mean fuck, I like naps, I like bed, I like soft pillows and blankets for my sleepy head

It turns out eating almost all your meals at home does in fact save you a comical amount of money. Humbled to discover this

This my phone I text back when I want to

Ask my father 😂

Took a quick 12 hour trip to New York City to see mile phakphum Nnattawin BeOnCloud Got stuck in the rain under an awning for 45 minutes and had to by a whole new outfit to head back home but what an experience :D