i love the concept of bereavement leave….ah yes i will get over the death of my grandparents in 1 day, parents in 3 and spouse and children in 5….just as god intended

I’m so serious about this — the movie a lot of y’all are looking for is Godzilla. Godzilla (the original one) is a movie by and featuring Japanese people that points to the horrors of nuclear weapons.

Tomorrow, I will begin my career as a 5’5” Olympic basketball player by calling a press conference and crying how tall women have a biological advantage over me.

It's been a privilege bumpin that with you tonight

Eric Adams stole TEN MILLION DOLLARS from New York City public funds while the cops he installed to harass subway riders shot four people over a $3 fare.