*checks your exes account to see if they still whipped af*

*follows over 1k people* *waits until they hit 1k* *unfollows everyone* *repeats actions to reach goal*

when accounts stutter just to make you think theyre cute 😒

" I really hate those accounts that are like, half wolf, half vampire, half cat. Like dude no stop. It's annoying." c o n f e s s i o n

when your ex moves on

"#rl dont judge"

*tweets screenshots on an android phone* *posts "rl" mirror selfies with an iphone* "im not a catfish"

I'm back. Pissed. And ready to rant my ass off. Lol

The best friendships are made through fl So are the worst

People always say they want to have a FL relationship which eventually turns into a RL one. you don't want that. Trust me.

I'm looking for 3 co owners

Ask me a question | ask.fm/TypicalFakes

FL is the only place where people will admit to watching porn

So many people have relapsed because of drama that is caused by FL but we still roleplay. Idgi

Its all fun and games until someone falls in love

Everyone has that one ex who they still love even though you've "moved on" and you can't help but read old DMS and wish they miss you too

Finding a straight guy IFL are so rare when you come across one you're like

The reason most guy fakes are gay is because many girls get clingy and annoying but guys need to realize not all girls are like that

When bae isn't being descriptive

That sinking feeling you get when you're roleplaying with someone and your parents say you're going out