His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him. His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler. Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous. We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

Haven’t been on here much but let me update yall. I’ve been really good. I’m working towards my goal in life and people don’t really tell you how scary it is when you’ve had a brush with death but I recovered and got back on my feet. I’m very thankful and happy to be alive :)

Talk about feeling old omg. From watching Typical Gamer since his gta v videos with Hike to finding Samara Redway when she first started. This is definitely emotional for all of us. It’s been quite a journey. Congrats to my favorite people 🥺😭

They wanna give Luigi Mangione the death penalty. Thats the only reason they making him face federal charges. They literally wanna kill him for daring to threaten capitalism and corporate greed. They don’t even do this to school shooters.

Fucked up story time: so a week or 2 ago, somehow my entire work department got COVID & a lot of us called out and HAD A DOCTORS NOTE telling us not to go to work & today my manager wrote us all up and said that we wouldn’t have gotten written up if we came in to work lmao what

Flight got delayed but it’s okay at least I still have a good view 😌

Chicago baby!

So sad to be back home now but I’m missing walking through Chicago and on navy pier again so reminiscing through photos even though I was still in Chicago yesterday🥲

Selfies that I took in Chicago since someone *cough* Joey *cough* asked for them 😂

Only in America do we ban TikTok before AR-15s.

Unfortunate news from the White House, Trump still alive. Send your prayers.

So lemme get this straight: Trump has pissed off Canada, Mexico, Greenland, Denmark & Colombia this year & we're still in January. America will now pay 25%-50% more for: - Oil - Lumber - Electricity - Potash - Vegetables & fruits - Coffee - Ozempic Nice job, MAGA voters 😂

BREAKING NEWS: A passenger jet collided midair with a black hawk helicopter and crashed into the Potomac River in a mass casualty event in Washington DC. Just last week, Trump FIRED the heads of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) and the Coast Guard, and

60 Americans dead. Biden’s not president, so you can’t blame him, MAGA. You’re fucking pathetic individuals, by the way.

My mom will never ask me to label things ever again 😂

2 plane crashes trade wars high inflation expensive eggs gas prices soaring J6 MAGAs arrested for child porn Nazi saluts FAA controllers quitting Melania kissing Newsom It's only been 10 days.

Still waiting on Red Bull to give me free wings they claim to advertise when I drink red bull 😤

Ayo I passed a state K-9 unit today and I was doing well over the speed limit and he doesn’t pull me over. Instead we’re at the light together and he rolls his window down and goes, “you got balls kid knowing damn well my dog will chase you down if you were to flee” 😂

Well this night took a turn 🙃