This was in cap hill today and I can’t stop thinking about it #seattle

Just had an exorcism while writing

This is giving uneducated

Subway could have gone viral for tweeting “we’re the real sub you’re looking for” but they didn’t and you know what, good for them

if we’ve brought back global pandemics, titanic disasters, railroad strikes, a King of England and Russian coups, we should also get to bring back the parts of the 20th century where they had cocaine in the soda and a minimum wage earner could buy a family home

the things this man went through…

Bro was cooking

Way nicer than they deserved

Everytime I go to psychedelic conferences people want to show off their products to me, and last week in Denver I saw some pretty wild stuff. First up, this disposable 2C-B vape pen🤯

What would aliens think

Watching my man dj

I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat… She said it rang a bell, but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

Take a stand

When is Ashton Kutcher gonna pop out and make this all go away

Where is Ashton Kutcher when you need him

I’m coming back here—/ not because I’m okay with those place. Because I’m not. I think Elon is evil. I’m back because this was the place I put all my stupid thoughts and going through them tonight feels like a journal I found with a password protected lock from middle school

This didn’t age well