master defeats me to get rid of nyarlathotep’s evil influence & i reveal its just been me all along. everyone in chaldea groans at my shit

ok delightworks lets get down to brassed tacks. U dont wanna waste my time, i dont wanna waste yours. now; CAN i get sucked off by castoria,

trying to parallel park my 1992 lincoln town car stretch limousine in front of madison square garden and getting Honked at

if you think domestic terrorists storming the capitol to keep a fascist in power is good UnFollow my ass

tsukihime remake comes out this summer"U Know What That Means" Banging your sister: LEGAL get your incest paraphernalia ready its gonna be a Barn burner

how about instead of drop the ball on new years we drop the damn 5* i’ve been saving quartz for all year for onve

ever y movie ever made about medb is named like "the Gal with the $100 Pussy"

dont know why everyones up my ass over this. i didnt say he smells like urine, i said he has the energy of someone who smells like urine

people will call you Gay just for wanting to suck on napoleons fat tiddy . yeah well straight people like to suck on tiddies too bitch

yes i stalked a woman all the way to her apartment & obliterated her into 17 pieces but using that info to slander me is also Cringe.

200k/yr media job where we all wear sweater vests, kiss each other & try to convince people medea is technically a "Molester" not a "Rapist"

" THIS USER IS IMMUNE TO ALL BAD FAITH PRISMA ILLYA OPINIONS "

the "STAB ME" challennge.. if you can stab me you can take all my money. but if you fail you have to send me 1 Nude image

Im the guy who asked them to remove Sex from realta nua!!! I thought It would be nice!!! I didnt know it woiuld make people mad!!! Im sorry!!

need an investor to help me open a chain of burger restaurants which absolutely must be named "Tohsaka’s Angus"

reading about The Blowjob in "Popular Suck" magazine

"you post about tohsaka’s anus while the shadow eats half of Fuyuki. Really normal" i will post about tohsaka’s anus as the sun engulfs the earth

shuten douji obliterated my balls . i have 0 balls

Oh accessing The Root is bad? Well explain this (Instantly shows you every type moon doujin from all alternate timelines causing you to freak the fuck out) Yeah

penning a heartwarming screen play about a horse who wins the holy grail war