Sorry can’t have my video on, my cats are sleeping on my laptop. #CatsOfTwitter

OMG I CANT! 🥺 #CatsOfTwitter

You know the one thing internet can never have enough of. CAT PICTURES. Soo doing my bit to make this place a bit more sane! One cat pic a time. instagram.com/p/CmdPXwYPtlH/…

Best security quote I heard this week: "Do you want to mitigate against an auditor, or against an attacker?"

I asked ChatGPT if you should be using it to ‘outsource’ your personal financial life. Turns out it is smarter than the people using it.

Come say hi! I promise a side of cat memes.

Great talk by Tisha M at BSides Melbourne: “Demystification via deconstruction: My experience in SOC” Best description of process injection I’ve ever heard: It’s like biting into a sandwich and finding vegetables. Ain’t no room for vegetables in sandwiches! #BSidesMelb2023

I did my first talk! There was a lot of nervous energy going into it but in the end turned out to be a lot of fun. Thank you BSides Melbourne for all the support, I couldn't have asked for a better platform to do my first talk. Thank you for all the love you put into this conf!

Even with all the Ya'lls! That was one of my fav talk at #BsidesMelb2023 #SpeakerGoals Thank you for coming Allan!

Tomorrow is gonna be insane. The iPhone 15 will be the world's first phone with USB-C

Repeat after me: no amount of security awareness training will solve the social engineering problem. You might as well be relying on ancient chants and sacred crystals if this is the plan. Thank you for coming to my TED talk...

"The WebP 0day" -- a full technical analysis the recently patched vulnerability in the WebP image library that was exploited in the wild (CVE-2023-4863). blog.isosceles.com/the-webp-0day/

I think part of being a professional is taking delight in other’s earnest attempts to understand your work, especially when it’s entirely within their own knowledge framework. And reflect on how your field’s terminology is its own language that isn’t as obvious as you think.

I wanted to get in on Malwarebytes meme day! Henceforth, I declare October 24th to be: “Malwarebytes Meme Day”

PSA for Cybersecurity folk: Our co-workers are tired of being "tricked" by phishing exercises y'all, and it is making them hate us for no benefit. I have many thoughts that won't fit in a (non-bluecheck) tweet, so you can find them here: security.googleblog.com/2024/05/on-fir…

Wow! Microsoft Recall reviews! "⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, it helped our customers get more and faster" - Redline stealer "⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, helped us optimize our code base. Love it!" - Formbook stealer "⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, so easy to use! Required no work to get information" - Rhadamanthys stealer

Hmm Unhandled exception is exactly what I expect on a mirror……. 😐

“No I don’t want to download an app, I want to use the browser on my phone.”

May I offer US friends an Australian proverb in these trying times: Yeah nah shit's pretty fucked ay