Normalize squeezing people's mouth when they talk too much.

This is so important omg

Y’all gotta stop being weird about aging. Getting older is a gift. People literally DIE & don’t even make it to their 20s 30s or 40s 😭Be grateful ho

If she runs, I’m voting for her again.

No Child Left Behind ruined the education system and it was 100% ON PURPOSE!!

When u both don’t chase so you just never talk again

when you’re slowly watching one of your favorite shirts turn into a house shirt

They’d lose me immediately.

Cutwaters need to be evaluated by the FDA again. Those things are not normal alcoholic beverages😭

I would go on Fear Factor, but I know ima lose as soon as they bring them roaches out.

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

Spirit should’ve called the Red Lobster CEO.

Idc how much money I make. Paying $350+ for a domestic round trip ticket isn’t affordable. All airlines are exploiting our lack of diverse travel infrastructure.

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable 🙂‍↕️

Friends are soulmates, too. There is so much love in friendship.

Listening to my Drake playlist and I can admit, I like Drake with the melodies I don’t like Drake when he act tough.

me revisiting Michael’s discography like I never heard it before:

That ain’t no damn Long Island, that’s a Rikers Island cause after one drink & somebody bump into me & don’t say excuse me… that’s where I’ll be heading