just found out I ratio’d someone today

read this thread 😂😂😭

Can’t tell y’all how pumped I am to be posting this…”Buy Dirt Tour” this fall with SEAFORTH and mackenziepmusic...Join the parish for access to pre-sale tickets parish.club

The Midwestern urge to compare your graduating class size with anyone who says they also grew up in a small town

“OFC” STANDS FOR “OF FUCKING COURSE”??? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST “OF COURSE”

When you go to shake a guys hand and he gives you that little half assed finger grab hand shake because you’re a girl

Elon Musk told the United Nations he would give them $6 billion to end world hunger if they showed him a detailed plan of how they would use the money. They called his bluff and gave him their plan— and then they never got the money. Now he’s buying Twitter for $45 billion.

White House din din

Republicans will compare literally anything to show their ignorance about abortion rights.

I don't care if you're pro or anti 2nd amendment (I'm a gun owner) but if more guns = more peace we'd be the safest nation with the fewest shootings, and yet...

A guy being so good with kids is EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE 😩😩

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

i made a little presentation

the line in poems and closing time where I say ‘them bastards get richer while the poor dig ditches to bury their dreaming in’ I’d like to officially dedicate to Ticketmaster

White people bashing her for the same reason they loved trump: outspoken, not afraid to speak their mind, not politically correct. Hilarious