If you see Connor McDavid in public, leave him alone. Thanks.

If you told me the photo of the Unabombers cabin in air force storage was from the Federal Bureau of Control I wouldn't bat an eye, nothing has ever looked more like a paranormal entity in real life

Me after an Oilers win

Traffic laws are a guideline at best in Edmonton today

Oilers lead 3-0 after 40 minutes. McDavid has no points. The Oilers don't have depth narrative was dumb at the start of playoffs, incorrect at start of the Dallas series and proven once again to be incorrect in the Final. They have 13 different goals scorers in the series.

Henrique back Janmark back Brown back Arvidsson and Skinner combined 7m Drafted the next Tukka Rask Oilers finally using cap space efficiently x.com/buckfastbadlad…

Since the start of his current 8-year deal in 2017 Leon Draisaitl ranks: Points: 713 (2nd) Goals: 297 (2nd) PPG: 130 (1st) GWG: 53 (4th) In the last 3 Playoff seasons Leon ranks: Points: 81 (2nd) Goals: 30 (T-1st) Assists: 51 (2nd) PPG: 15 (1st)

When Malkin signed his $9.5M contract, it was roughly ~14% of the cap. Draisaitl's contract is projected to be ~15% of the cap in 25-26. *Maybe* he could have taken $1M less, but $14M remains quite reasonable, and is certainly deserved after out-playing his contract for so long.

Someone put a horse tranquilizer in this guys neck. He’s lost his mind

Philp making the team and signing Dermott while sending J Brown to mars

#DragonAgeSweepstakes

taxes… they’ll be lower

For my BioWare stans out there, this game has James Ohlen (Lead Designer on KOTOR, Dragon Age Origins) and Drew Karpyshyn (Writer on KOTOR, Jade Empire, Mass Effect) attached to it. Looks so good. The way the team has described is if Interstellar were basically a reactive RPG...

“Absolute joke” “This is Vancouver - 0 cups and 2 riots” “He’s being dry-humped by Garland on the ice” lol Bob Stauffer go off king

Friedman: Edmonton Oilers have just revealed that Dustin Schwartz also has a NMC

Where are you getting all those cheese wheels Danny???

IF the Oilers beat Dallas and go on to beat Florida I hope Knoblauch and his assistant coaches participate in the handshake regardless of what Pretentious Maurice says to him post loss.

BREAKING: A total of 211 members of Congress voted to block the release of Epstein files. Here are the names: Aderholt Alford Allen Amodei (NV) Arrington Babin Bacon Baird Balderson Barr Barrett Baumgartner Bean (FL) Begich Bentz Bergman Bice Biggs (AZ) Biggs (SC) Bilirakis

This has got to be an all time Top 5 “stuck the landing” movie. The final 15 minutes or so is an actual triumph of cinema. Go see Weapons this weekend.