the A in ASEAN stands for Australia apparently! why are they all like this 😂

Never realized how much the Chiefs depended on funding from USAID

Zelenskyy flew to Washington, but he walked into the Kremlin.

You have to say pwease and tank you, Mistow Zensky

I know one thing. Zelenskyy would’ve received a hero’s welcome from these guys, and sent home with enough ammo to go all the way to Moscow.

Vance's rise from the Appalachian underclass is somewhat less impressive when you consider what a wretched person it produced

They’re trying to make him look tough with the whiniest quote you could imagine

“Avez vous déjà dit merci une fois?” - King Louis XVI, probably

Final: Oregon 35, Columbia 1 #RoarLionRoar

Lindsey Graham represents everything wrong with our politics.

NYT conservative columnist Bret Stephens hit it right on the head with this.

I’d like to be the first to congratulate President Trump on overseeing the 4 greatest drops in the stock market in the past 50 years. This level of commitment to failure is uncommon in a leader. MAGA!

UPDATE—Mahmoud's attorney says they do NOT know where he is. They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there. They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.

Get me to God’s country

Me once Trump brought out the chart

Seen on Slack.

Vietnamese kids re-enact the liberation of Saigon

Megh Updates 🚨™ Tim Cook just dropped the iBribe Pro Max now available in 24K gold, pre-installed with ‘Tariff Bypass OS.’ Comes with complimentary tweets and policy updates! 🙂

Some people are truly so trashy

lol they turned jackie’s rose garden into patio seating at california pizza kitchen.