ALMOST TIME FOR TURKEY SANDWICHES!!!

After every point John McEnroe sounds like Dr. Alan Grant when he sees the dinosaurs for the first time and it is 1000% appropriate

Rewatched 28 DAYS LATER over the weekend and I genuinely appreciate the low-resolution aesthetic... until we come to the epilogue that's shot on film. Then I turn into the Kevin Garnett/UNCUT GEMS meme.

Sinner!

Just tell me when. youtube.com/watch?v=jAGniY…

Usually have to wait until late August before the Jets start ruining my days. Getting a jump on things early this season, I see.

I have Jacory Croskey-Merritt in dynasty. Might trade him for a Chase/Jefferson (or something like that) if picks are also included. Will probably just hold, though.

That’s such an incredibly Jets way to start the Jets season.

My younger, and admittedly cooler, sister styled on this campaign.

Redford is an immense loss, obviously... but seeing the appreciation/adoration for SNEAKERS these past couple of days is so heartening. Even came up in a general I had yesterday. I love, love that movie... and it absolutely doesn't work without its anchor.

Not even October, but it's time to roll it out. #Jets

(Sadly) Highly relatable content.

First holiday commercial sighting. Last year, it was the 18th. Inching up.

If you weren’t with the #Jets during the rebuild, don’t be with us during the rebuild.

We know buddy.... We know

One of my favorite Jets players. Horrible, horrible news.

And this is why I only purchase Jets hoodies and never jerseys.

The Jets front office to Breece Hall:

Gobble, gobble!

Ever-gang-green tweet.