Question of the day: Why wear a stocking cap if you are just going to roll it up above your ears? Isn’t that the point? #loosinghopeinsociety #illstillhavemyears

That time of year again folks.. Time to watch people slip and fall then frantically get back to their feet and look around hoping nobody noticed... #yeahIsawthat #betterlucknextyear #mademyday

#ProBowlVote ✖️ #WallpaperWednesday 1 RT = 2 VOTES for Leighton Vander Esch 1 RT = 2 VOTES for Leighton Vander Esch 1 RT = 2 VOTES for Leighton Vander Esch

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It seems like I can find a million things that will keep me busy, yet not one of those things involve my to-do list... like posting on Twitter. I never post on Twitter.

bull accidentally pops his favorite ball 🔴🐂 :(

The man that played The Man. Rest easy Luke.

Me: I am gonna give up greasing for lent this year Boss Man: You can’t give up something you never started

Let's keep climbing the bracket and show everyone why Cougar spirit reps the Best in the West! #GOCOUGS 🐾🔥✊

Maybe one day I will figure out how to be an adult. I made 6 laps around the grocery store with a cart full of random shit looking for hot sauce.. still didn’t find the hot sauce, but found a good deal on beer I guess that’s a trade off I’ll have to live with.

Mike Leach was in peak form on a Pac-12 mascot battle. Do Sun Devils have mythical powers? And if a Ute has a rifle, there's some definite problems.

Hooking a pickup with a tow-bar to a truck in under 5 minutes should fall top 3 skill on a resume... #lifeofthelonehiredman

Put your faith in the lord then get up and work your ass off

RE. FUCKIN. TWEET. #nomorefruitcakes