If you don’t leave the dentist with crunchy toothpaste in your mouth still. Find a new one.

In high school I once lost 5lbs in an hour for wrastlin.. I just ran 2 miles and am sitting on the toilet lid.

I had a dream I bought a McLaren, so I’d say this quarantine day was a success.

Dream update: I was long boarding on the highway with a dog wearing clothes. Any doctors know what that means?

We need to raise awareness for self diagnosed extreme car sickness. My sister struggles with ECS, and is required to never sit in the backseat. Let’s find a cure! ~Tweeted from the backseat

Is it hire ups or higher ups?

I have had two very deep splinters in my right foot for a few weeks now, if anyone thinks they can solve this issue without doctoral attention please contact me immediately.

Theory: Plankton hasn’t acquired the crabby patty secret formula, because he has no depth perception.

Appeared in 23 searches on LinkedIn last week, so I should be getting a call from Warren Buffet sometime this week.

I’ve reached the point where I’m no longer scared of my sleep paralysis demons. Tyler-1 Spooky Demons~72

I just watched a chicken wing tiktok. I then quickly accessed DoorDash and am now waiting for my delivery from euro. Fast and easy just like that. Sponsor me DoorDash and TikTok US #doordash #fastandeasy

Slid into Madison Beer’s dms, no reply but she posting on her snap story ):

Chairs with armrests are underrated