BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT

We should try unpluggin’ 2020, wait 10 seconds, then plug it back in

When this all ends, & IT WILL, every sporting event will sell out. Every restaurant will have a 2hour wait. Every kid will be happy to be back at school. The Stock Market will skyrocket. Every house on the block will get TP'ed. We'll all embrace & shake hands. That day is coming.

Literally ever person in the United States needs to watch this. PLEASE RETWEET

Just so everyone understands, the Women’s team was offered the same pay structure as the men’s team. However, that would tie their salary to metrics like revenue and likely decrease their salaries... meaning they already have a better deal than the men’s team. The judge is right

Americans bought 1.8 million guns in the month of April, a 71% increase from last year. And there were zero mass shootings. Maybe people are the problem, not guns. 🇺🇸

Michael Scott 10 years after promising to pay the college tuition of an entire third grade class:

Georgia has now been open for three weeks & cases, hospitalizations and deaths continue to decline. Why isn’t Georgia the number one story in America? Simple: because the news is good.

Truth! Merica, open your eyes!

Ate too much ice cream again