When Palestinians tell you who they are, believe them. Listen —

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

Just received this text 20 mins ago. The level of belligerent government incompetence is staggering!!

This sums up the two campaigns pretty well

This has no reason to go so hard 🤣🔥🔥

BREAKING: Kamala wins Ukraine 😂

I’m committed to removing harmful chemicals and additives from your food—everything from glyphosate and high-fructose corn syrup to synthetic dyes and preservatives. We all deserve a food system that prioritizes health, not profit. Join the movement!

I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it

🚨BREAKING: Jake Paul has challenged Jimmy Carter (age 100) to a boxing match after beating Mike Tyson (age 58)

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AB @FreeSpeechCTO CTESPNNetwork Bark Media This is a great honor and the only award I’ve ever won that I care about.

This Kendrick halftime show is the worst I’ve ever seen.

In my lifetime, I've never seen anything expose the good guys from the bad guys more clearly than politician's reaction to DOGE.

I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of ending the goddamn war?"

When I pour in power steering fluid without a funnel

They're coming, whether you like it or not. Bad Thoughts launches May 13, only on Netflix.

Spot on 💀 x.com/AtRealBen/stat…

I didn’t vote for elite pedophiles to be protected

Hey Grok, who is the most famous person to view my account, it doesn’t have to be a mutual, and don’t tag them.