I would have agreed, and then remembered who you are. I now support anyone other than Glasgow #Kranky

Giving away a copy of Football Manager 2023 when released! 😮 To enter all you need to do is - retweet, follow Out of Context Football Manager and Billy Winner announced next Friday! 😍

Hey Octopus Energy any chance of replying to my email that I sent last week? You haven’t given me an electric bill since I moved into the house last December.

My kid just learned “uh oh spaghettios” but he keeps forgetting and is yelling “oh no noodles” instead

Farce of a World Cup already!

The standard of refereeing in the #WorldCup2022 so far has been absolutely abysmal. FIFA World Cup

SOCORRO

England's ultras warming up for the big game later... #ThreeLions #FifaWorldCup

I do this, but with my actual mother.

Maguire needs to learn to stay on his feet. Spends more time falling over than my 3 year old with one leg longer than the other…

Hey NORTHERN 🚆 your new trains are great! Could do with having more seats, less tables, and more carriages though….

Hey NORTHERN 🚆 just wanted to say that the 11:19 York - Blackburn is exactly what I want from a train journey. No mucking about, clean, comfortable, and on time. Smashed it.

Someone needs to score again because I seriously CBA with penalties