how it feels to try and get people to RSVP to something you’re hosting

i used to draw tf outta that sun in the corner of the paper when i was a kid

No one understands the mental energy it takes to be a doctor. To listen to a patient and decipher what could be going on with them. It is mental olympics every time and it can be exhausting. Even more exhausting when ppl don’t understand this and think it’s just a regular 9 to 5.

Yea this is quit your job at lunch weather

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

The worst thing about your husband being chronically offline is you can say a phrase to him like “Indonesian boat aura farming tok” and he looks at you like YOURE the absolutely insane one

rt to scare a ceo

I cannot be expected to work under these circumstances (Tuesday)

Me at ChatGPT:

What’s frustrating as a physician on social media is when you have fun content ideas to provide meaningful medical education to your audience, but then a powerful idiot starts mass diagnosing something fake like “mitochondrial challenges” while people watching at the airport, so

This is a front of the jersey type of game.

y’all don’t understand how insane it is to be 16 and drop something this iconic

This is the type of jokes that get me

NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT FOOD STAMPS & RAMEN NOODLES. AND SOME DON'T KNOW ABOUT WALKING TO THE LAUNDROMAT WITH BIG BAGS OF CLOTHES, BOILING WATER ON THE STOVE FOR BATHS, AND LIGHTING CANDLES IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE THE POWER WENT OFF & NOT BECAUSE IT WAS STORMING. SOME DON'T KNOW