Well I’m pretty sure everyone’s march madness bracket is fucked

In case you’re thinking about visiting Illinois. Just save yourself some time. It’s a shit hole.

About to be that time again.

When the restaurant puts tequila and everclear in my margs without asking.

Two weeks

Now that was a great night !

As I was saying …

It cracks me up when people think wind turbines have diesel motors powering them 😂

Patiently waiting on Elon Musk to un ban Trump.

Ready to be home and see my friends in a few days !

Week two of house ownership, I must have the greenest yard ! Fuck I’m turning into my father.

Just like shooting fish in a barrel

Come to Granbury on vacation leave on probation. Quote of the day 😂

Not a bad Memorial Day weekend when the only casualty was a duck!

The things I think of while im drinking like Kay Williams videos.

When your ex puts you in her work group message instead of her boss who also has my name. Let the trolling begin. Not to mention he’s the CFO of the company so it’s gunna be so funny.

Highly recommended power sliding onto the highway after a car wash in a f-250. You get some looks.

How in the fuck did the Californians find Granbury. Absolutely ridiculous

Just now realizing a barrel racing pattern is a dick. Makes so much since now