At this point I’m just entertaining myself by trolling MAGAs and dum-dums. How else am I supposed to get through the next 4 years???

Don't blame me for a mothafucking thing, I voted Vice President Kamala Harris. Don't blame me for a mothafucking thing, I voted for Secretary Hillary Clinton. The mess you're witnessing could've all been avoided so now you play the infamous game of fuck around and find out...

Big win for polio today.

It’s not the party of Lincoln anymore. It’s now the party of Putin puppets, pertussis, propagandists, parasitic infections and pedophiles.

Vaccines are good actually.

~500,000 deaths from Measles... to 9. But no vaccines don't work.

The president-elect of this country is a convicted felon. Always and forever.

Imagine the trajectory our nation would have taken if Africans had been indentured servants instead of slaves. #history #America

What’s with the #GOP being a bunch of sex criminals. 🤢

Toddlers know the difference between a real remote and toy with buttons and prefer the real remote. They just know. HOW DO THEY KNOW

Yep..

Who else is channeling their angst and anxiety into declutterring and organizing their home? It’s a thing amongst my friends. My sock drawer is pristine right now.

Every time you drive somewhere with a toddler in the back, a serious, anguished drama involving shoes and socks ensues. #toddlers #parenting

Health insurance companies are super irritating, but so are HSA/FSA plans. You spend $$ at obvious medical providers, then you’re constantly required to submit itemized statements. Having to request these from the providers is a big waste of time and brain power.

This is a PSA: if you see a Nazi, report their ass. X doesn’t always suspend accounts or take down posts, but they do sometimes. Every little bit helps.

God I cannot stand that man.

He wasn’t elected by anyone. WTF!?

Now THIS would actually work. Consumerism is powerful! But we’d have to get the word out and stick together- are you in??? Retweet- spread the word.

19-year-old brains

Colleges: Do not use AI or you’ll get kicked out. Companies: Use AI as much as possible or we’ll fire you.