You're far too young to be listening to us, young man! So shoo!

I must tell you... You are just my type. Tee hee hee!

I could have fallen unconscious and done better than that!

I'm sorry, but I don't just give potions away. That's just bad business.

...That's just terrible! My precious jars... How could you?

All the other pirates said you got done in by that bird-monster in the Forsaken Fortress, so I thought...

What kind of weird boat is that?

It's rough bein' poor, ain't it?

So many pathetic creatures, scattered across a handful of islands, drifting on this sea like fallen leaves on a forgotten pool...

But I guess he IS an all-right guy...

The forest paths are closed until suspension bridge repairs are complete.

...What?! I'll have you know I've only come here to have him take a pictograph of my exceptionally beautiful skin!

...Are you all alone or what?

You must find the one who carries on my bloodline... The one who holds this sacred instrument...

Thanks to them, my fortune has vanished! ...We've hit rock bottom!

My life is soooo good.That's it! That's IT, and it's PERFECT! I'M PERFECT! Now let the sun SHINE ON!

I can't measure that, you strange person!

All right! Fine! Have it your way! We can leave town tomorrow, you big babies.

I suppose now I'll have to think up names for these little cutie-poos...

Enough!