"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille.

#clinton #trump #PresidentialElection #PresidentialDebate

You've got eyebrows like a fucking emoji

"You've got teeth like a burnt-out fusebox" Best knockdown ever

Who does your makeup? Michel J Fox?

#TuesdayMotivation

#UnicornPorn

Welcome. My first post had to be of this beautiful platypus #myfirst #fit #fitness #picoftheday… instagram.com/p/BMvUZ8RBKwG/

Absolute legend! #ufc #ufc205 #mma #conormcgregor #mcgregor instagram.com/p/BMvZbJ5h4yX/

Watching the F1 and remembered this: #f1 #f12016 #f1brasil #hamilton #rosberg #mclaren instagram.com/p/BMwr_VHhTxY/

Jesus loves you! #photooftheday #picoftheday #comedy #instacomedy #christmasisjustaroubdthecorner instagram.com/p/BM1aiO5hJ8B/

Did you know? Today is the start of #winter in the astronomical calendar and is marked by the #solstice

I'm farting like it's Christmas night.

I've just done the smelliest poo.

Mrs Browns Boys is just... Awful!

Kids play on a whole new level. x.com/ComedyPics/sta…

One of the best comedians around. Not for the faint hearted. youtu.be/6PxNNNMFbho

Statue of Cilla Black unveiled in Liverpool.

Ya mum looks like a bad taxidermy project.

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