Todd Phillips stole the Joker character from my friend Daniel who claimed to do PCP in 6th grade and ended up on the robotics team. He had a deaf brother too.

That's hamburger helper. Always wished I could wear the glove and give myself a HJ BJ hybrid. Anyone calling it Chop Suey needs help. Not me though I'm well adjusted.

I'm never paying for a newspaper, either let us read the 5 max articles I would a month or don't ever bitch Americans are ignorant. "PeOplE oNlY rEaD hEadLinEs"

LMFAO THE BITE PIC

Heard a rumor Billy Eichner is a closeted straight man

WTF do pro wrestlers do to their esophagus? They all sound the same after age 50.

Madonna ruined white women, but don't lose hope. By my projection in 2034, 50 years after "Like a Virgin" dropped they will stop being insufferable. Mark your calendars.

according to spell check i will never be able to type diaherrea - diahorrea - diarreah - diyareyuh - dieughreya - dyeureeah - die area - none of these will suggest me the correct spelling, and I had to be close on some of 'em no doubt.

Lizzo got in trouble with Twitter after using an "ableist slur" So I looked into it, the word she used in her lyrics was "Spaz"... I can't believe this is real. Even their own icons get attacked for the most non-walking cripple wheelchair using no leg function having ass shit.

Do fleshlights have #ForeverChemicals ?

What starving person would select pistachios as their only sustenance lmao. Dumb hobo wanted a boujee snack, lets be real...

When you lose your legs the only logical move is to Geodude 💪🪨💪

AFAB , so who is the bastard this time?

Elliot Stabler with the 2006 Gonzo outfit

youtu.be/Fojy_0kszvw #PodcastRecommendations

Video from Matt Tilman of Bayshore Blvd in Tampa. The bay being sucked out. #hurricaneian #ian

Spilled water on my crotch at work now I gotta wait till it dries to go to the restroom so nobody thinks I pp'd my pants

They're both over 40 👵

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