How often is the periodic table? #LatinGRAMMY

When you make a spicy curry #PokemonViolet

Snakes be snaking #Qatar2022

How good is the attention span of a duck? #Earthquake

Why the fuck would you name your kid david

The worlds ending but the bees are dying #taekook

When you see a glass cow #SpotifyWrapped

When are they releasing twitter for deaf people? #inclusion

Aight who is Jehovah and what did he witness??? #DoctorWho

Half of all stories ever told are true, the other half just haven’t happened yet #Morocco

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That shepherds pie was lovely #KingCharles

Life hack: if your can’t get your ice cream out of the tub: 1) call the supermarket and complain about your ice cream being frozen 2) put your spoon in the microwave for 10 seconds to warm it enough to get the ice cream out 3) eat #WorldCupFinal

If you enjoy tea drinking, avoid experimental astrophysics #WorldCup

who’s excited for christmas beef? #Paris

That was classic David #smalldickenergy

What’s Andrew Garfield’s favourite graphics card? 3090 #andrew

I thought so #ChickenNugget

Calendars don’t have enough x’s #LavenderHazeMusicVideo

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