Two Fisted Slopper (@two_fisted_slop) 's Twitter Profile
Two Fisted Slopper

@two_fisted_slop

“weirdo Brewers fan”. Ramblings from the SRO sections of Miller Park. Corbin Burnes won a Cy Young.

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calendar_today01-03-2020 14:47:16

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The Cubs traded this guy in a package for one year of Kyle Tucker. They didn’t make it past the NLDS and did not try in the slightest to give him an extension. Gotta be one of the worst trades in recent memory

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The turnout for the election in Wisconsin yesterday was exceptionally low. Lower than 2023 by a significant margin and much much lower than 2025. Heck, Brad Schimel got more votes than Chris Taylor.

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In a truly shocking development, all the white guys on brewers twitter who have never fished or done anything outdoors in their life are not particularly fond of the new jerseys

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Pinch hitting ballesteros nobody on 2 outs… give me a break. PCA is on deck anyway vs a lefty. What a waste. Poor managing. Save that

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You know who wouldn't have embarrassed himself in that spot? Moises Ballesteros who got pulled in the SIXTH inning with nobody on 2 out. 8 million a year.