thanks for looking at $eose on the show today guys

If you're not dogmaxing... I don't know what to tell you

He's such a bitchy old queen 😭

everybody in the comments wants it to be their pet stock.. but it's definitely going to be some boring insurance name you've never heard before

"if you eat your pudding, you don't have to eat your meat"

Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday

I'm so proud that we're getting our own little bear brigade! my $eose is growing up so fast🥲

American funding for hard sciences has fallen 2/3 this year. In physics, they are receiving 15% of what they did last year. What the fuck are we doing?

im better at having an orgasm than ai

this is Musk's #METOO moment

when are millennials going to answer for perpetrating the most egregious form of cultural malpractice in history?

geeeee who could have seen this coming a mile away "No way, Trump and Elon will be best friends forever dumbass lol"

Truth Social has crashed from the traffic surge and in so doing accidentally created a hauntingly poignant image.

Today Donna wouldn't pick Eleanor's friend for dodgeball because she said Eleanor is weird and dumb now. And so Eleanor said that Donna is a doo doo face and she won't let her play with her toy cars anymore.

people already forgot how this turned out

Ian no!

I wager 0% of people under 50 operate under the assumption social security will be available to them at retirement. for previous generations it was a retirement safety net, but for us it's actually a hindrance. That's money not being allocated our IRAs.