Friends around me left and right are dying unexpectedly and I’m questioning my life choices right about now.

Just when I thought I had a well fitted tinfoil hat, the Charlie Kirk conspiracy theorists suddenly popping up on my Following TL said “bitch, hold my beer!”.

I have to say goodbye to my best friend tomorrow, and I am not ready. His cancer came back with a vengeance. 😞 My heart hurts so much.

Grandkids. I didn’t even put together Doll Mansions for my daughters! 😂 #nanasthumbshurt

I wish sometimes I could just shut my brain off. Too much shit beyond my control occupying my thoughts and causing me stress.

One fraudulent business in Minnesota that misspelled “learning” on its building received $1.9M this year while masquerading as a daycare. There are not enough words to describe the breathtaking failure that has happened under the watch of Governor Tim Walz.

Tomorrow is one year since the Palisades fire. Not a single home has been rebuilt.

I remember when the Niners were great. Montana, Young, this is just sad.

The lightning speed with which a newly-installed regime in Virginia enacted a series of Marxist, pro-crime laws is astonishing. This is what Democrats will do nationally if they regain power. Meanwhile, the eGOP is unwilling to take any actions to support the MAGA agenda while

Hey Elon Musk can we get little country flags next to usernames on X? I just want a heads up when I’m reading a lecture on the U.S. Constitution from someone whose country banned butter knives.

Your Jesus? There’s only one, sweet cheeks; and he said obey the laws of the land. 😘

Why for the love of ALL the Gods, do I always get stuck on the plane next to the guy who showered in Axe Body Spray right before boarding?

“Their common rebuttal is like, it's racist to require ID, which is insane. I think it's actually racist and patronizing to say that people can't figure out how to get an ID.” -Elon Musk

When did people start wearing bathrobes to the airport? FFS it’s not a WalMart.

It’s like that one kid on your team that you want because he’s intimidating, and then realizing he starts shit constantly then throws you in front of him to cash the checks his big ass mouth just wrote.

There have been 9 Presidents of the US since Iran first declared Death to America. Fuck you if you’re upset Trump finally had the balls to address it. The Ayatollah is the only human I remember growing up genuinely terrified of since I was a child.

Mossad Commentary For anyone saying Iran is not a threat..... Capitols within 4000 km of Tehran (definitely reachable) A comprehensive distance table shows 66 countries have their capitals ≤ 4000 km from Tehran (Tehran-to-capital distances): • Middle East / Gulf / Caucasus (most of the ~20):

That look when you know they’re talking about replacing you, but you’re the ONLY one in the company who knows how to process payroll. #severancenegotiation

My life is fucking shit right now and I’m in a IDGAF mood. 2 Jameson on the rocks in and don’t care about anything. 🍻

Entire TL filled with Swalwell and nothing will happen. It’s them vs us and I don’t care which side of the aisle they perch on. They protect each other. Why we continue to put up with it, is the million dollar fucking question.