*Stares at @TwistedSamTB* Ya got yourself a goodlookin' stalker there, hmm? Woo wee!

No need ta be rude now, Pamela De Beaufort. They'd be tha only one retchin' anyhow, cause' I don't got a gag reflex. *Nods slowly an' all proud*

Now you jus' all hold onta ya britches, cause I got some good jokes comin' up!

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.

What is the difference between a drug dealer an' a hooker? .. A hooker can wash her crack an' sell it again!

What is the difference between a young prostitute an' an old prostitute? .. One uses vaseline, the other uses polygrip.

What do you get when you pull the trampoline out from under a prostitute, while she's up in the air? A ho-down.

Who earns more money, a drug dealer or a hooker? .. It depends on the quality of the crack.

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? .. Full.

*Holds ma sides from laughin'*

While in the back of a police car, one of the policemen asks a couple of prostitutes, "have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?" >

< One of them replied, "No, but I've been swung around by the tits."

That @TwistedSamTB should give me a gig doin' stand up. I'd make a killin' I would, 'specially with all mah experience

#TrueBlood #FunFact:When we first meet Sookie’s Gran, she’s reading #LastSceneAlive by #CharlaineHarris.#TrueToTheEnd

@FaeriePimptress Well thank you for the welcome, dearie!

Panties. Doesn't it blow when you piss your only good pair?

How do you get industrial-strength lube out from the curtains? Askin' for a friend.

Sookie. I'm askin' for Sookie.

Sorry that's a no, Adam Douglas. I'm as healthy as a prize-winnin' horse. If y'all want death on legs then I'd suggest the ol' folks home

Where would one go to acquire a sex swing? Askin' for a friend