Happy new year, ya filthy animals.

Aawwww... he's starting to cry.. FUCK OFF YOU TRAITOR.

Instead of abolishing FEMA, Trump should hand it all over to the Amish. They would have already fixed Hawaii and the Carolinas, probably had clean water in Michigan too. Doubt they could help California. That kind of fucked up is gonna take way too much time.

We got a good fight interrupted by a hockey game.

Shoveled a fuck ton of snow off the roof today. Every time I thought about giving up, I remembered how glad I am I don't live in Detroit.

Replacing Justin Trudeau with Mark Carney is no different than changing your shirt because you shit your pants

Looks like Hooters is going tits up. Sad days indeed.

So Trump went off on Zelinsky. Basically told him to fuck right off and wants to know where the 350 billion dollars went

I was today years old when I discovered that if you spell strap on backward, it says no parts. Mind blown.

Do you remember when telling someone to shove it up their ass was an insult instead of a pickup line?

27 days.. This is when we can put an end to the lies and corruption that cal themselves the liberal party of Canada. The polls you see on the corrupted national media are all lies and made up numbers. Carney cannot win his stolen seat in Napean.

During the week long power outage after the ice storm, our local small convenience store and pharmacy could only take cash. Those in need without cash were given iou's. Wondering if that would happen where you live.

The city of Toronto ordered 2 electric ferries at the cost of $92 million. Awesome. While they danced with delight with this decision, not one of them thought about how they would charge them up. 🤦‍♂️ That's going to be another $42 million for those. Your tax $ at work 💸

Why is it that dog hair sticks to everything except the dog

What do Subarus and their owners assholes both have in common ? They both leak tranny fluid. 🤣

It's crazy.. you gotta buy eggs off the streets and weed in a store.. What the actual fuck happened?

Heading to your mom's house tonight . Told her I have a designer bag for her. Got Gucci tattooed on my sack.

I voted. Fuck Carney.

Since India and Pakistan started blowing each other up, I haven't had a single spam call in a couple of weeks.

Feeling a bit sad for Hulk Hogan knowing in the end, the Undertaker had his way with him...😳